If Napoleon was alive today, his myspace page would be littered with coy self-portraits sporting arched eyebrows, puckered lips, and a caption reading, \"Hot to trot! LOL ;) . . .\"
Once upon a time, there was a young girl named Muriel . . .
Scabhouse Johnny+Suzanne Somers+Australian bush cherry=pure filth.
I really regret spending any time writing about this asshole. Draw on your own house, dick.
While purging my wallet of miscellaneous receipts, coupons and band-aid wrappers, I stumbled on a faded ATM bank statement with a few cryptic words scribbled on it; “Steel-O-Man.” As I best recall, a few weeks back I met a humble and unassuming middle-aged man working a table of assorted brick-brac at the flea market. In [...]
I snatched up a couple more newly uncovered Albert Beauparlant drawings from Bruce’s basement. The first piece is one of a series of drawings picturing scenes of a weight room. According to Bruce, the owner of the Jack Fischer Gallery has purchased number of pieces in this series. I’d love to see what Beauparlant’s an [...]
After procrastinating for weeks, we finally found time to make the pilgrimage to the south bay to witness the Martín Ramírez exhibit at the San Jose Museum of Art. Our adventure started at around 9:45 outside the local Popeye’s franchise where the smell of sizzling oil only intensified my hangover induced nausea. The Labor Day [...]
Saw this on a phone pole across the street from my house. The guy that posted it used to keep this huge oil drum grill chained to a tree in the parking lot of the local DMV until it (the grill, not the lot) disappeared one night. Now he’s pissed and ready to take on [...]
Pet portrait guy is at it again. Found at Stanyan and Waller. What else needs to be said?
Recently I picked up an interesting piece of art that captured my fascination by way of it’s seemingly pure and uncomplicated imagery. While the vendor who acquired it didn’t have any information about the artist, he said it was purchased from an estate sale in San Bruno. The piece was signed in 1986 by an [...]